Tuesday, 18 October 2016

Friday, 11 December 2009

Get in!

Hurray! It did work! Thanks to Gary Bainbridge for the tips. No updates tonight cos I'm away out, but now I can, nay WILL update far more often. And to celebrate, here's a glowing monkey touching itself up.

Sent from my iPhone

Testing Testing

Ok, is this thing on?

Sent from my iPhone

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

I've Been Away Too Long


been far too long, grabbing some time at my flatmate's computer to squeeze out a quick bit of write-o. My computer died died died and until I get a new one sorted, it's unfortunately going to be a bit sporadic. Unless someone can recommend a good (and preferably free or cheap) blogging app for iPhone.

aside from enjoying the latest Paper Jam Comics anthology launch ROBOTS... AND THAT at the excellent Star and Shadow cinema on May 29th (you can read all about it and see all the pictures here, I'm the goon in the Charlie Brown shirt who seems to do nothing but POINT), I have been mainly doing little. Comics and TV wise I've been digging:

  • Morrison and Quitely's Batman and Robin (you might have spied a picture of this at the top. It narrowly won out over the picture of Batman and Robin kissing that was the first image Google brought up until I put 'Morrison' into the search field. I don't remember that issue.)
  • Mulholland Drive, which Jack turned me onto finally. I'm a real Lynch-denier, think he coasts along on his own reputation these days. But I am obviously blind, because MD was amazing, I really liked Twin Peaks and The Elephant Man anyway, and got drunk to Blue Velvet on Saturday.
  • Made for the Sci-Fi Channel movies. First got into these after they were utilised on THE SOUP, but simple funny clips cannot do justice to these mighty treasures of cinema! MOSQUITO MAN, LOST TREASURE OF THE GRAND CANYON (where Brenda from BH90210 gets an arrow through her and mopes around like a twat for what seems like days) and CERBERUS are right up there.

My favourite has to be a repeated TV movie from 1995 DEADLY INVASION: THE KILLER BEE NIGHTMARE. Starring AIRPLANE!'s Robert Hayes, it's just full of greatness. Nothing can beat the teenage couple making out by a billboard who don't notice they're covered in BEES. Or the BEES exacting a deadly revenge on the innocent townsfolk. Or, best of all, the wisened old farmer who leans on a fence, gazing out across the plains, only to remark in his low gravelly tones: "The bees... They are angry...". I love Killer Bee films. The Swarm with Michael Caine is brilliant (features some innovative Bees Eye View camera work), and it's caused me to give far too much credit to the awful Nic Cage starring remake of The Wicker Man, because it has BEES in it.

It's only a matter of time before I need to watch Shatner's masterpiece KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS again. I will be thinking about bees while watching it though.

And wanking.

Sorry, tangent. Not the best entry, but I blame this Mac keyboard. It's like using a lacquered ZX Spectrum, only someone's inflated my hands as a kind of test. Ergonomic my balls.


Friday, 27 March 2009


I know, it's been a month, but I've moved house and have yet to move my 'desktop workstation' into my room at the Fallen Men's Mission. So, I saw this on Evan Dorkin's blog http://evandorkin.livejournal.com/:


It appears to be a japanese show about terrifying children. I'd love to see a translation. They have some pretty awesome zombies in Japan.

Back soon.

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

If you've got a minute

Why not investigate the brand new http://paperjamcomics.blogspot.com/ , which is the self-facilitating media node for the comics evening and all the "...And That" anthologies and upcoming events.

And if Ian Mayor wants to show me how to post a funny picture of a little bear wearing a waistcoat or something, I'd be glad to add that too.